Bud’s Blog

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WOWEEE. Matt Serra owned Georges St. Pierre. That was ultra shocking. Serra has heavy heavy hands. Joe Rogan said it best: Serra might just go on a tear after that victory.

As for the other fights…

I like Mike Swick, but was still glad to see him derailed. Everyone kept saying that he was unstoppable… but the truth is that anyone who can survive Swicks rapid-fire punching attacks, has a good chance of beating him.

I was SUPER HAPPY to see Diego Sanchez lose. I hate the guy. He’s such a freaky arrogant asshole, it was nice to see “God” abondon him. Plus, I loved the Koschek quote they played before the fight. Koschek: “I just wanna beat the guy because he’s so damn weird”. lol

The Huerta-Garcia fight was the best of the night. Those guys were both throwing heat. Standing in the pocket wailing on each other. Really entertaining shit!

Kendall Grove looked good pounding out the win over Belcher… but it wasn’t a super exciting fight.

…just for the record… kidney stones really really suck.

It’s a weird thing to be in excrutiating pain for two hours, and then suddenly 10 minutes later to feel completely fine.

I’m a big UFC fan…. and this month is shaping up to have some fantastic fight action.

April 5 - Ultimate Fighter 5 Debuts (Free on Spike TV) This season features 16 lightweight fighters.

April 5 - UFC Fight Night Live (Free on Spike TV)
Joe Stevenson Vs. Melvin Guillard <— This oughtta be a good fight
Justin McCully Vs. Antoni Hardonk
Dokonjonosuke Mishima Vs. Kenny Florian <— Kenny florian is an exciting fighter
Keita Nakamura Vs. Drew Fickett
Kurt Pellegrino Vs. Nate Mohr
Forrest Petz Vs. Kuniyoshi Hironaka
Seth Petruzelli Vs. Wilson Gouveia
Roan Carneiro Vs. Rich Clementi
Naoyuki Kotani Vs. Thiago Tavares

April 7 - UFC 69: SHOOTOUT - AWESOME CARD!!!
Georges St-Pierre Vs. Matt Serra <— Ohhh baby. Matt Serra is a dead man.
Roger Huerta Vs. Leonard Garcia
Diego Sanchez Vs. Josh Koscheck <— Nightmare Sanchez vs Koscheck. On boy!
Yushin Okami Vs. Mike Swick <— Quick Swick. Oughtta be good.
Alan Belcher Vs. Kendall Grove <— Kendall Grove is a bad ass.
Brad Imes Vs. Heath Herring <— Imes “The Hillbilly Heartthrob” is a giant.
Thales Leites Vs. Pete Sell <— Pete Sell is a bad ass too.
Marcus Davis Vs. Pete Spratt
Josh Haynes Vs. Luke Cummo

April 21 - UFC 70: NATIONS COLLIDE
Mirko Cro Cop Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga <— Cro Cop. ‘Nuff Said.
David Heath Vs. Lyoto Machida
Michael Bisping Vs. Elvis Sinosic
Andrei Arlovski Vs. Fabricio Werdum <— Pitbull Arlovski
Assuerio Silva Vs. Cheick Kongo <— Should be good.
Matt Grice Vs. Terry Etim
Junior Assuncao Vs. David Lee
Victor Valimaki Vs. Alessio Sakara
Dennis Siver Vs. Jess Liaudin
Edilberto Crocota Vs. Paul Taylor

Despite my thinking that 2 Chimpanzees versus a Dingo was a pretty good fight, it seems everyone but me gave the fight to the chimps (well, almost). I still think it’s a good fight…. but we’re moving on.

The first contest: 2 Chimpanzees vs. A Dingo goes to the Chimps!!

Next Death Match:!!

A Kangaroo Vs. A Wolf

REMEMBER: These animals have been starved so they are hungry, and have been subjected to endless amounts of video games and heavy metal, so they are aggressive and violent!

The usual rules apply:

Each week I’ll pit animals against each other in a blood splattered “DEATH MATCH!” . Totally awesome… I know. I even emailed some guys at the Toronto Zoo to see if I could get some expert input, but they never responded. I have a feeling that they frown on animal warfare.

Here’s how it’s gonna work:
1. I’ll pit an animal or a team of same-species animals against another animal or team of same-species animals.
2. Everyone can vote on who they think would win.
3. I’ll post the winner at the beginning of each week.
4. When i get retarded rich, and invent cloning, I’m gonna put these fights on for real!

VOTE NOW! VOTE OFTEN!

This whole Facebook thing is blowin my mind.

Ooooh, I’m a drooling Conan and Robert E. Howard fanboy… and the Age of Conan MMO Beta Test just opened up. Hope I get in.

Crom sits on his mountain and laughs.

Ever since I was a little kid, I’ve loved the idea of inter-species combat. When I was 6 or 7 I spent a whole afternoon collecting a bunch of bugs: I had an earwig, a black spider, an ant, a bumblebee, a potato bug, a gross centipede and a small beetle. I got a big jar, and put in some sand, a few leaves of grass and a stick. My ‘Battle Arena’ was complete. I took all the bugs, and dumped them all in together for a “may the best beast win” free-for-all DEATH MATCH. Of course absolutely nothing happened, and I eventually got bored. But I never lost my love for inter-species combat.

With that said, I’m embarking on an animal battle series in my blog. Each week I’ll pit animals against each other in a “DEATH MATCH!” . Totally awesome… I know. I even emailed some guys at the Toronto Zoo to see if I can get some expert input, but I have a feeling that they frown on animal warfare, and might not respond.

Here’s how it’s gonna work:
1. I’ll pit an animal or a team of same-species animals against another animal or team of same-species animals.
2. Everyone can vote on who they think would win.
3. I’ll post the winner at the beginning of each week.
4. When i get retarded rich, and invent cloning, I’m gonna put these fights on for real!

Here’s the first death match:

2 Chimpanzees vs. A Dingo

REMEMBER: These animals have been starved so they are hungry, and have been subjected to endless amounts of video games and heavy metal, so they are aggressive and violent!

So, now that you know what I’m doing, you can vote on which animals you think will win each death match. If there’s some animal combat you’d like to see, Let me know!

Ideas for future DEATH MATCHES:

An Ostrich vs. 3 Penguins
A Wolverine vs. A Badger
A Shark vs. A Hippopotamus
A Beaver (Canada) vs. A Koala Bear (Australia)
A Crocodile vs. A Bear
8 Squirrels vs. A Cat
and so on…

VOTE NOW! VOTE OFTEN!

It was quite amusing last night on AI, when a guy in a yellow banana costume sang “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”.  Gotta love it!

What’s the deal with dreams?  A couple of days ago I had a dream that I was part of a government trained team of assassins sent to kill the real Keifer Sutherland….

 …and today I wake up in the morning with the “Sweat From My Balls’ song from CB4 stuck in my head.  What’s up with that??