How Google Sees You…

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Glen needs a new drum set.

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Glen looks like a Chinese Paul Giamatti.

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Glen does not control any third party website.

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Glen hates her for ruining his dream of the perfect life.

5: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:
Glen goes in for the kill.

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Glen loves his sleep.

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
Glen eats Balut.

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Glen has moved.

9: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:
Glen wants John. …. no I don’t :P

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