Despite my thinking that 2 Chimpanzees versus a Dingo was a pretty good fight, it seems everyone but me gave the fight to the chimps (well, almost). I still think it’s a good fight…. but we’re moving on.
The first contest: 2 Chimpanzees vs. A Dingo goes to the Chimps!!
Next Death Match:!!
A Kangaroo Vs. A Wolf
REMEMBER: These animals have been starved so they are hungry, and have been subjected to endless amounts of video games and heavy metal, so they are aggressive and violent!
The usual rules apply:
Each week I’ll pit animals against each other in a blood splattered “DEATH MATCH!†. Totally awesome… I know. I even emailed some guys at the Toronto Zoo to see if I could get some expert input, but they never responded. I have a feeling that they frown on animal warfare.
Here’s how it’s gonna work:
1. I’ll pit an animal or a team of same-species animals against another animal or team of same-species animals.
2. Everyone can vote on who they think would win.
3. I’ll post the winner at the beginning of each week.
4. When i get retarded rich, and invent cloning, I’m gonna put these fights on for real!
VOTE NOW! VOTE OFTEN!
Kangaroo
My first instinct is to say kangaroo, because I think the tail and the boxing skill will do enough damage to the wolf. But I think I have to go with the wolf, since I think he’ll hang on with those teeth and will eventually overcome the boxing and the tail.