Ever since I was a little kid, I’ve loved the idea of inter-species combat. When I was 6 or 7 I spent a whole afternoon collecting a bunch of bugs: I had an earwig, a black spider, an ant, a bumblebee, a potato bug, a gross centipede and a small beetle. I got a big jar, and put in some sand, a few leaves of grass and a stick. My ‘Battle Arena’ was complete. I took all the bugs, and dumped them all in together for a “may the best beast win” free-for-all DEATH MATCH. Of course absolutely nothing happened, and I eventually got bored. But I never lost my love for inter-species combat.
With that said, I’m embarking on an animal battle series in my blog. Each week I’ll pit animals against each other in a “DEATH MATCH!”
Here’s how it’s gonna work:
1. I’ll pit an animal or a team of same-species animals against another animal or team of same-species animals.
2. Everyone can vote on who they think would win.
3. I’ll post the winner at the beginning of each week.
4. When i get retarded rich, and invent cloning, I’m gonna put these fights on for real!
Here’s the first death match:
2 Chimpanzees vs. A Dingo
REMEMBER: These animals have been starved so they are hungry, and have been subjected to endless amounts of video games and heavy metal, so they are aggressive and violent!
So, now that you know what I’m doing, you can vote on which animals you think will win each death match. If there’s some animal combat you’d like to see, Let me know!
Ideas for future DEATH MATCHES:
An Ostrich vs. 3 Penguins
A Wolverine vs. A Badger
A Shark vs. A Hippopotamus
A Beaver (Canada) vs. A Koala Bear (Australia)
A Crocodile vs. A Bear
8 Squirrels vs. A Cat
and so on…
VOTE NOW! VOTE OFTEN!
Chimps will win hands down. Dingo does not stand a chance. Chimps are more agile & smarter. Plus Chimps are cool!
Two Chimps, hands down!
I vote for the Monkey. Hit to Dingo with some well flung poo, and he will stop to check it out. Later, hit him with the spear that they started making, and you are good to go.
Monkeys have started using spears according to this article.
I vote for the Chimpanzees. I agree with Chowarmaan about the poo flinging, but I don’t expect to see spears. I think the chimpanzees will wear the dingo out with some tag team trash talking, then put him down with a well-timed submission hold.
Watch BBC’s Planet Earth. The animals eat the other animals. It’s the best thing ever made in the history of documentaries. Or animals eating other animals. (Hope everything’s going well, man. How the hell are you? E-mail me when you get a sec. It’d be great to hear from you)
chimps would win
they would fling poo then have sex with the dead dingo.